jack carpenter

handsome and cute and an anerexitic who plays smash bros and likes to smash his bros

i am jack carpenter and i love tyler stone and being gay for noah carey

by ya boiiiyaboiii September 24, 2019

Charlie Carpenter

A talented young boy starting off his writing career young. He goes to Watkinson school. Hes a lax brah and wears his jersey at night just cause. His songs are excellent and everyone should listen to them.

girl 1: OhMiGawsh did you hear that
girl 2: Hear what?
girl 1: I think thats Charlie Carpenter singing one of his songs!
Both : ahhhhh! Charlie i love you!!!

by mysterygirl0990730947 May 28, 2011

carpenter donnie

A very sexy young twink that brings all the boys to the yard.

Carpenter Donnie is a sexy man.

by Donnie Carpenter October 15, 2019

Leaking Carpenter

When you Power Nut in your girl then have her fix the bed frame without letting her clean up herself, causing your baby batter to leak down her leg.

Roommate 1: So you guys gonna buy a new bed frame after that Power Nut?
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.

by ZairStorm December 06, 2019

Dirty Carpenter

She salts her butthole

Kayla is a Dirty Carpenter. She salts Paige's butthole

by carpenters August 16, 2024

the carpenters arms

legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree

Ur mum "OI ya fattie have u heard abt the carpenters arms"
You "You mean the best pub ever?"

by Ur mums hot friends April 09, 2022

carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

by Fruit Thimble May 04, 2019