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Buttshank

(noun, adverb) The act of or actual splash of cold toilet water splashing onto one's bare ass caused by the poop plummeting into the water basin and displacing the water below.
WOW. My ass is really wet from that buttshank.
(insult) You buttshank, go dry your ass.
by C-troubalicious February 12, 2006
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butts up

Butts Up is played with a ball (such as a tennis ball) on a paved surface against a wall.

The object of the game is to be the last player remaining in the game after all other players are out.

Rules:

1) The first player starts the game by throwing the tennis ball against the wall with having the ball hit the wall without hitting the ground first.

2) After the ball makes contact with the wall and bounces off the ground at least once, any of the players may then try to catch the ball. If catcher mishandles the ball and the ball touches the ground, the catcher must try to touch the wall before another player fields and throws the ball against the wall. If the ball touches the wall before the catcher, the catcher is out and must face various consequences.

3) If the ball is caught before hitting the pavement, the thrower is penalized with one “out”. After three outs a player leaves the game.

4) If the thrower’s ball bounces before hitting the wall, the thrower must run to the wall and touch the wall before an opponent can pick up the ball and throw it to the wall.

5) If the original thrower doesn’t make contact with the wall before the ball reaches the wall, the original thrower is out.

6) If the thrower reaches for the ball, but has it bounce off his fingers and onto the pavement, this counts as missing the throw, and he must run to the wall.

AKA - "Fumble," "Butt Ball," "Asses Up," "Suicides," "Wall Ball," "Off the Wall"

(rules may vary)
Tim: Hey man, want to play butts up?
Jon: Yea, sure. But don't we need more people?
Tim: Yea, I'll go find more.
Jon: Me too.
by TheChosen November 18, 2009
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Buttslave

A person who is merely used as a sex object. See also: bitch, fucktoy
"I will make you my personal Buttslave!"
"I will not be your Buttslave anymore."
by Emevas April 7, 2005
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buttish

A word to desribe an act, person, or thing that is really really really not cool. This describes people who talk loudly on their cell phones as if the whole world cares, farting on an elevator, or eating all of your friends Cheddar Chex Snack Mix. This word was also invented by someone who is very cool and is no way shape or form buttish.
Did you see that fat chick order a big mac and a DIET coke, that was totally buttish.

Don't be buttish man, stop hogging the cheetos.

Have u heard about how Isaac Hayes quit South Park cause they made fun of scientology? Hes buttish.
by matt the eunuch August 7, 2006
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ButtSec

"An information technology division which represents protection from the greatest security penetration threat an organization can face."
"Taco Bell's corporate IT infrastructure is notorious industry-wide for their poor ButtSec."
by 40ozGorilla October 21, 2020
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buttseckz

Love from behind.

You can have buttseckz with a girl if you follow this instructions:

1. Get to a party.
2. find an ugly girl,with great booty
3. make her drunk
4. Fuck her in the ass from behind.
5. in addition,give her a dirty sanchez with her crap.
Guy A:I gave Nadja great buttseckz.
Guy B:Does your penis smell now?
Guy A: No,she had to lick it clean,after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Guy B: WTF LOL OMG u haxx0rz her butt.
by Bari March 30, 2005
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Seymour Butts

Bill: Did you do your book report?
Steve: Yes, I read "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts.
Bill: Sweet.
by boatbutter April 21, 2006
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