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Bulgarian Bulldozer

The act of putting a strap on top of your penis to add length and girth. Then bulldoze through two humongous tortas until the strap on breaks. You’ll know it worked when your dick is as flat as a pancake.
I won’t be able to tap again! I had a Bulgarian Bulldozer with Latisha and Beyoncé last night.
Bulgarian Bulldozer by Adolf hurler November 20, 2025

The Bulldozing Rabbit

During a threesome you are fingering both girls one getting the cigarette machine the other getting the nickel.
Yo I was with these 2 chicks last night doing the bulldozing rabbit

Barnard Bulldozer

A mythical, heavyweight piece of human anatomy possessed by that one friend who is statistically more gifted than the rest of the group combined.
Bro had to change into sweatpants because the Barnard Bulldozer was literally tearing through his jeans.

5 hole bulldozer 

When you wipe your ass using the space between your legs, or 5 hole, but since you don't have good reach you have to wipe back to front in effect bulldozing yourself. See bulldozing.
I hurt my back and cannot twist my body so i had to use the 5 hole bulldozer method.

New Jersey Bulldozer 

When you getting your haircut from your barber and he shaves your hair line too far back.
Person 1-Hey dude what happend to your hair?

Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.

the red bulldozer 

This is when a man requests for another man to shove a sugar free Red Bull can in his ass for fun. He generally complains that the mans cock was too small and needed something more. In most situations he chooses not to tell his wife he does this but there are some exceptions.
Hey matty, you’re a scrawny little bitch who can’t fuck me right. Shove this sugar free Red Bull can up my ass and give me the red bulldozer like a man.