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Bulldozered

The state of being where the mind cannot comprehend matters at hand; nor will it be able to recollect the time of intoxication. In other words, utterly intoxicated by an alcoholic substance.
Stever Beaver was sooo fucking bulldozered he began to sing sublime subconsciously.
Bulldozered by ssaammiigguurrll December 3, 2010
Words you can keep

Bulldozered

1. A failure of epic proportions.

2. Failing to meet the public's expectations.

Both definitions originate from the fiasco surrounding the launch of the "Bulldozer" Architecture CPU. Produced by AMD.
"Hey did you hear about Ivybridge, It totally bulldozered"

"Yeh Mitt Romney's out of the presidential run, he Bulldozered when he slept with that black guy"
Bulldozered by AMDFanboy October 30, 2011

Buffalo Bulldozer

The act of 3 men pounding 1 women in ones mini-van
Did you hear Nick, Tyler and Angelo just buffalo bulldozer'd Sarah in Nick "town and country" mini-van.
The wall
Bulldozer: You're up against the wall and I am the F**king wall!
Heisters: oh shit
When you are doing a chick doggy style. You go in like your going to grab her tits and abruptly swing your arms outwards so she falls on her face. Now start pushing her around the room into coffe tables, lamps, etc. making bulldozing sounds.
I bulldozed that bitch all around my livingroom last night!
Bulldozer by TeknoTurd May 26, 2004

BAUMANN BULLDOZER 

The Baumann Bulldozer is a move made for hardcore sexual intercourse. the move goes like this....
You strap your bitch to the wall with chains you then bungee her butthole to spread it as a wide as possible (careful it may tear) after that you stand behind your bitch anywhere from 10 to 125 feet depending on how much power you want to use. you then run full speed and slam your dick into her butthole causing her to take down the wall like a bulldozer.
Me and my wife decided we needed to take down a wall, so I BAUMANN BULLDOZERED THAT BITCH!!
BAUMANN BULLDOZER by guadolupe00 January 16, 2010

A Bulldozer

Pushing a woman around on her face while having anal sex.
Tiffany had rug burns on her face from getting the bulldozer.
A Bulldozer by The Pimp Daddy August 27, 2005
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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