Broke bragger

That one broke motherfucker who brags about how much money they have when they don't have nun.

Kaykay: Damn Hoodiesha! Look at those Jays!
Hoodiesha: Ha those are nice as fuck. But I need my jays to cost even more.
Kaykay: The fuck you mean they $390?
Hoodiesha: So. My parents got me this credit card and there's already $30,000 on it unlike yours.
Kaykay: Bitch you ain't slick. You tried to pay for our food at the food cort today but you couldn't even afford to pay for our 20$ food bitch.
Hoodiesha: * makes a face then turns around *
Kaykay: You bes turn around you damn broke bragger.

by KayIsJustAPhase January 7, 2015

blogger

Socially challenged tard that wastes countless hours on their personal website. Usually creating a dead fucking boring diary about how pathetic their lives really are accompanied by photos that only lend proof to the fact.

"I might of had a better chance at doinking your sister last night but your faggit blogger friend kept jumping in to snap more fucking photos for his gay ass website"

by Captain Cock February 12, 2004

blogger

bored housewife trying to make meaning of her tedious life. And hey, it's not a waste of time to "be on the computer" (it used to be semi-productive in grad school) and post pictures of your kids, cupcakes, paint chips, or the dog.

If bloggers used the old technology - the phone - to tell everyone each time their kid uttered an adorable mouthful of nonsense, our society would come to a halt and we would realize that our lives are unproductive and nearly meaningless.

by rminer June 22, 2008

blogger

An antisocial idiot who has nothing better to do than to write about their totally meaningless life and present it on the internet. Bloggers are greasy-haired geeks who stink of sour ass cheese and pus breath due to their lack of tooth brushings and flossings which has led them down the road to gum disease.

Hey, look at that blogger, stinking of bad breath and sour ass cheese... what a useless geek!

Hey blogger! Merry Christmas! Here's some soap to wash your sour, cheesy ass with and a toothbrush to brush your green, pus-covered teeth with... If you use these, maybe you can get a date.

Bloggers are total losers!

by Flubba bubba boo March 9, 2005

Briggers

Mr brigdon.
He looks a little like a suspicious goat.

"Briggers, milking time!"
"MMMMMMMAAAAAHH"

by GirlSkater February 12, 2004

blogger

Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Steve is a blogger on Xanga. He is a egotistical narcosist.

by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 15, 2006

bloggerella

An infamous online stalker that stays online 23.5 hours of the day. Someone who specializes in creating internet drama and telling lies. Someone who neglects their children and home because they are too busy online. Someone who does not have a real life outside of the internet.

That girl, Saha, is always online starting trouble. She's a true bloggerella.

by Miss Bee January 9, 2009