Beached Whale

A fatt-ass bitch that has been put out the pasture

Charlene B Is A Beached Whale

by 123 January 13, 2005

Beached whale

When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!

"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."

by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009

Beached

When You Are Really Stoned, Past Being
Baked

guy1 "man i just had sooooo many cones..im so beached right now"
guy2 "dude me too, pass the chips"

by ParasiticVampyric March 3, 2009

Beached whale

a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.

wow, did you see beached whale today?
No. but his mom june was looking pretty fine.

by ad991223 November 17, 2009

beached whale

when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl

" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"

by drewford September 14, 2005

Bleached

To feel "Spaced Out" ensuing excessive exposure to midday sunshine.

see also charred

"I'm good... just feeling bleached right now, I've been lying in the sun for the past 2 hours"

by |2ama July 10, 2004

Beached Necker

When a woman of 300lbs or more lays down and gives you head like a seal trying to swallow a traffic cone.

Hey, did you hang out with Sally last night?
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020