bate sock

A sock commonly or regularly used to masturbate into. Be careful not to put them back on your feet before washing.

Tim uses bate socks because it is a greener alternative to kleenex.

by krustysox August 7, 2011

teen beaten

the fine art of teen masturbation

michael + hustler mag = teen beaten

by the church of the evacuate digestion May 7, 2008

dough beater

When you beat a fat chick with your penis, then you jizz all over her tits.

"Hey how did your date go with that fat chick?"- Joe
"Awww, man, I totally did a dough beater! I was so fucking drunk! Next time you're MY wingman!-You

by She-Ra Princess of Power December 15, 2010

Salty Bateson

Used to describe someone who has been caused to be upset or angered

''Someone's eaten all the biscuits, I didn't get any, bloody reggins''
''Ooh, Salty Bateson''

by Reggin75 September 30, 2017

Bathroom Beater

The technically not but low-key criminal act of beating your dick in the school/public bathroom. Even worse then shitting in a school/public bathroom.

Guy: Hey have you heard that Johnson is a Bathroom Beater?
Joe: What the fuck?

by Xx_EatItAndBeatIt_xX July 13, 2023

Parked On Bateson Street

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.

“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street

by MattersMore May 28, 2020

can't beat the beater

you cant beat the person that's been beating the whole time

Maya: "Jstris queen fell off?"
Gabby: "NO, you can't beat the beater!"

by chants_UwU May 18, 2022