Brady

He tries, but he can't. he wishes he had a girlfriend but can't get one. he's mostly funny but also annoying. he's overweight and can't do anything about it. he's also emotionally weak but not physically. he's bullied by dick gobblers at school and can't get over it.

Person 1 : dude did you hear Brady likes ______ ? he's got no chance.

Person 2 : i know right

by bigiousblackious June 19, 2021

Brady

Brady is an extremely tall motherfucker. He doesn't care about anyone or anything and he frequently gets drunk. When he is drunk, he is like a Cary and you just want to kill him. He plays two varsity sports though and can be nice once in a while. He is actually smart, yet doesn't care about school. He thinks he's elite at everything but this is only true for somethings. He is very picky with the type of food he likes, only pasta with butter and steak. If you ever meet a Brady, God help you.

Wow! Brady is really good at basketball.
Yea but he drinks too much.

by the12345 November 28, 2018

Brady

The best guy friend you can ask for. He is always there for you and is pretty gay. He will stay on calls with you until you fall asleep. If you need a shoulder to cry on he is always there. He tends to be popular and tall. Brady is very skinny and not athletic. His blue eyes will take you in and his brown hair is very long.

Brady won’t stop being gay again.

by Theaternerd11037 June 1, 2019

Brady

Brady is truly an amazing person. He is one of the cutest guys you have ever seen. His sparkling blue eyes will have you hooked! You may have over looked him at first, but now you can see how truly remarkable Brady is.

You know I wish that I was Brady's girl

by Kylethefish January 31, 2021

Brady

Dude with a long cock but is also really short

That guy is such a Brady lmao he sucks

by Yeah that’s just it June 1, 2019

Brady

The sexiest Man You will ever meet in ur life. He is hot and is probably taken if your to late to him. Has curly brown hair that goes blonde in the summer time. Has brown eyes and has a girlfriend named Lysi.

Oh look, there’s brady. And his girlfriend Lysi

by Gsjdubdhdhdjejeid Hdbrhe May 20, 2018

Brady

Has lots of freckles. Thinks he has muscles like superman's trainer. He is real real rare like super san manga. He jumps, stomps, stomps, like Lucifer Satan. He has a few rings on. Jupiter is his girlfriend. He used to date Saturn but he had to switch up the pattern.

Chance: hot shower
Migos: Oh, you mean Brady?

by joe mama HAHAHA November 26, 2019