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REEEEAAAL BADMAN
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badman by gyiuerhoawjrknsfd May 26, 2026

The Badman 

This Ted Bundy-in-training is the ultimate skeeze of a guy. You can watch him trolling around every place he enters with the hunting intensity usually only seen on the plains of Africa on Animal Planet.

Preying on the weak, the young, and the slutty, this Badman is a magician of sorts -- poof! now you see him! poof! now you don't! Whatever bar you are at, the Badman WILL find you. Whenever you've had one (or seven) too many drinks, the Badman will appear to you.

His weapons of choice are cell phones, bowties, the work online scheduling center , Nyquil, and charisma. Highly intelligent, but uses it only for evil. Probably has a homely long-term girlfriend (bonus if she's a live-in girlfriend).

Synonyms for The Badman are Tony, Ted Bundy, Dexter, and Dennis. If you were to ask the Badman who he most relates to, he will tell you Genghis Khan. Yeah. Ok Badman.

Badman faves: Natty clothing, dandy hats & suspenders, shiny shoes, Jack Daniels, phones with 12-digit passwords, Range Rovers, gullible women (both girlfriends and others), and douchey health drinks.
"What happened after work last night?"

"Oh, the Badman (n) was texting me of course... he deducted what bar I was at from our conversation and magically showed up there 15 minutes later."

"That's the Badman (n) for you. But please tell me you didn't let him Badman(v) last night!"

"Wellllll..... what can I say? He's such a BAD MAN (adj)"!

Stefan Bradianu 

The BEST "Stefan" in the world. Philosopher and historian. Likes breathing. Created the most relevant philosophy of life: "We live in a constant morning". Also, a comedian - does good and bad jokes (but they're always funny somehow), creative and probably reads waaaay to many parodies on youtube. He's smart but his intellect stops at artsy stuff. Probably could survive a zombie apocalypse. Probably solves puzzles in his free time. Good at debate. Extroverted but introverted. Not a basic guy duh. His uber rating is below 2 stars tho, ugghhh
Sergey: Hey! Do you know who that guy is? He looks familiar.
Maksim: Yeaaaah! He's Stefan Bradianu, that chill guy that we've seen at the club last night...the one that drank bacon vodka.

Sergey: OHHHHH! I remeber him! He is a clever girl.

URL Badman

A term coined by Lily Allen to describe troll/keyboard warrior/internet tough guy/virtual gangster
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URL Badman by Sir. B January 12, 2021