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Bath & Body Squirts

When someone goes into a bathroom because their stomach isn't feeling right and the fan turns on, the sink starts running, and the toilet flushes, but you still hear them let out a massive fart. This occurs much more often with females that are around their significant other because they think that by covertly going to the bathroom, turning on the fan and sink, and also flushing the toilet, it will produce enough noise to muffle the sound of their farts, but most of the time their efforts are unsuccessful.
Friend 1: "How are things between you and your girl?"

Friend 2: "Not good, bro. Ever since I heard her having some bath & body squirts, I don't find her sexually attractive anymore."
by 13th December 15, 2013
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body slamming

A phrase created by an old lady with a mental illness to describe the great food she receives at her day program. Used to describe things that are so good it makes you want to body slam somebody.
"Yo lunchlady, dis chicken is BODY SLAMMING!"
by idontwannatel October 10, 2008
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body surfer

A person who explores all body openings for sexual experiences.
Janelle says Bryan is the best body surfer she has ever been with.
by Quido1 March 10, 2008
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Body Snatcher

A term used to identify a person who is part of the Leathermouth Street team. This Street Team will eventually take over the world, so watch yo'self. Currently invading myspace,buzznet & facebook for hostile takeovers. Coming soon to a website near you. Join the ranks or suffer the consequences. It's 'Leathermouthstreet' on myspazz, rememberthat. Word.
"Are you a Body Snatcher?"
"Dude, your a Body Snatcher? Gold!"
by Leathermouth Street Team January 2, 2009
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Body Swanger

A man that drives a large SUV like an animal, parks across 3 spaces, and usually has his work shirt collar popped. He also speaks with an extreme accent, but may not even realize it.
-Why did that jerk take up all the parking spots with that Excursion?

- Cause that boy's a body swanger!
by C.Ville October 15, 2011
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Body shot

When a man cums in his belly button and his sexual partner slurps it out.
I heard Johnathon and Tyler did body shots last night.
by Paybel May 21, 2015
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Body shots

When you come in your belly button and the chick sucks it out
Suck my jizz. Body shots bitch!
by Danthehigh May 23, 2007
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