blue balling

To screw over your friends in a way that breaks the first law of man. Bros before hos.

Guy 1: Hey dude I'll be over for beers later...oh sheite just got a text from Emily...I'll see you tomorrow

Guy 2: Your freaking blue balling me!

by Bill-o July 7, 2008

blue balls

1. A naked boy who is very, very, very cold.
2. A boy who is entranced by a girl who always leaves him at the height of sexual tension is said to give him "blue balls" (us. while boy is going through puberty).
3. A term used for cold testicles.
4. Testicles that have been painted blue.

1. "Mam, sleeping in the snow has given me blue balls!"
2. "Oh Bazza, she keeps giving me blue balls!"
3. "My blue balls are like ice cubes!"
4. "I used True Azure paint from B&Q to get these blue balls."

by Jen der Bende September 7, 2006

Blue Balls

Blue balls is what you get at the end of every Naruto episode.

Ahh man I was watching some naruto and for five episodes straight it ended with the same two dudes interlocked in a fight. It built up my semen so much that I now have what the kids call Blue Balls.

by ThisOl'Dog June 29, 2019

blue balls

1.The swelling of the the testicles brought about by a number of reasons harboring excruciating pain and sorrow
2.The only crime worse than rape

contrary to popular belief, it can NOT always be relieved by getting off.

by Tommy May 19, 2004

blue balls

when a guy gets very arroused by a female, but she decides not to let him inside. hes hard, but she dont want it.

girl: what i do is i make out with him, and he gets hella hard, then he says "babe lets have sex" but i say no.
girl2: oh shit, why would you give him blue balls girl?!

by mrszxbryant May 31, 2009

blue-ball

Verb. To tease with any thing or situation without fully deliverying.

I got blue-balled when the house band started playing my favorite song. It turns out they were only warming up.

by Kyle Timbes September 18, 2006

blue balls

When the ball on ur sidekick '08' periodically bleeps blue indicating an unread message.

Person A: I just heard music Did ur phone just ring?

Person B: definetly I have blue balls

by stuckinthesticks February 17, 2009