blokechap 

British cognate to american dudebro.

Typically English fellow, who speaks in an indecipherable dialect, makes snide cunt jokes, likes soccer but is not a hooligan, eats Branston Pickle, etc.

Hey blokechap, you suck, fuck offf. go back "across the pond" dickweed.

blokechap by blokechap October 16, 2008

Shit Bloke 

A person who has performed poorly as a friend.

willba is a shit bloke cos hes not out tonight

Shit Bloke by nobbynub May 27, 2009

Blogebrity 

n. A person who has become famous through blogging.

Billy became a blogebrity for writing pretentious, caustic journal entries.

Blogebrity by Atalaya December 11, 2007

shit bloke 

The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.

"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"

Jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.

Tim yells at Jack "Boy! Your a Shit Bloke!"

shit bloke by Timmey'O'Tewl February 2, 2004

bloke 

British slang term referring to a male. It is a stereotype of a male - the 'man's man'.

I met a bloke in the pub who give me a great tip for the gee gees.

bloke by aj phythian January 17, 2004

Blogel 

n: blog+novel, however not either at the same time

b+n=~b+~n
b+n=~bn
bn=~bn

It was originally coined by a super awesome guy on Monday at 4:51pm on the 28th of September. However, another person decided she found the word very exciting and decided to use it. She was going to be charged for using it since she didn't have the rights, yet the super awesome guy let her slide...twice. By the third time she used the word "blogel", he decided to be really nice and gave her 50% of the rights to the word "blogel" at 11:45pm on Tuesday, the 29th of September. So now it means "when ever ANYONE in the WORLD!!! uses it we get like $5 each". So people of the world, go ahead and Blogel yourself all you want!!

"this isn't a blog or a novel it's a blogel "

"i just typed this massive BLOGEL"

"people that don't like it can go blogel themselves"

"could people handle blogel's though? could they really?"

Blogel by Chardid Christrong October 1, 2009

Blofeld 

The awkward silence after someone has made a joke which is not funny (thus ruining any chance of further conversation).

I guess it was funnier in person, you guys just had to be there!

blofeldddd....

Blofeld by charleskirtk April 21, 2011