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blog

A recent and disturbing trend on the internet. A blog lets people easily post comments onto a webpage. While blogs have many purposes, some of which can be useful, most people seem to use blogs as a way of having an online diary. These people have such massive egos and are so narcissistic that they believe that other people would be interested in reading their pointless ramblings. Even more disturbing is the fact that many people have such boring lives that they have nothing better to do than to read these stupid online diaries. They just feed the egos of the "bloggers" and encourage them to continue posting nonsense. Hopefully, "blogging" will turn out to be just a fad that passes quickly.
tim: Hey i just set up a blog on my website.
joe: What have you written in it?
tim: Oh just some random drivel.
joe: Sounds like the typical blog.
tim: Yeah, but plenty of people will still read it, and that will make me feel special.
joe: That's sad.
tim: I know.
by whodey July 16, 2004
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blog

a place where people bitch about their daily activities which nobody is interested in. topics like why they argue with boyfriend and how they end up together at last, daily aneroxic activities like drinking blended organic fruits and vegetable for breakfast, lunch and dinner, talking about cutting themselves with a razor blade and how good they felt, bitch about their shopping activities and what they got.

just another way to seek attention and sympathy from other people.
Sample of a blog entry:
Today i argued with my babypooh, he got mad a me just because justin asked me out for lunch, he ended up ignoring me and not calling me. i don't know what i've done wrong and why am i crying over it right now. it's just stupid, he's not the man that he used to be, i still remember how he treats me when we first started, it was all so nice and perfect. but now, we're like arguing over small matters almost every week. i don't think i can take this anymore, i'm just tired of this relationship.

owh look, someone actually commented on my previous entry.
by Uncle Bob February 16, 2005
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blog-stalk

v. to secretly read someone's blog with the express purpose of learning more about them without their knowledge; to stalk via blog
I'm going to blog-stalk my friend's new boyfriend and find out what he's really like.

I'm blog-stalking that cute girl in poli sci.

My blog-stalker finally posted a comment; she should've known I was tracking her through my web stats.
by Putnawa September 30, 2005
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blogsessed

adj. to be obsessed with blogs and or blogging.
I am blogsessed with celebrity gossip sites.
by blogsessed March 16, 2009
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blogspert

Someone who's an expert on the science of blogging: which are the best to use, how to take advantage of them to build your business, etc.
Get the lowdown on all things bloggish by talking to Jim, the blogspert.
by WordTalon January 17, 2011
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blog nag

Someone who constantly pesters others about updating thier blogs.
"I don't mean to be a blog nag, but you should update your blog more often."
by D. McDaniel October 4, 2005
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blog fluffer

A topic that, when blogged about, generates a large number of comments.
by tap tap tap January 1, 2009
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