Phantom Blizzard

When you're having sex with a young lady in the style of doggy and you're about to cum, you spit on her back to make her think you came, then unload on her face when she turns around.

I was having dirty backdoor sex with this chick last tuesday afternoon and unleashed the phantom blizzard on her. I don't think she's gonna call me any more.

by ThePhantomBlizzarder February 16, 2009

Christmas Blizzard

A sexual act completed in or around the Christmas period: after a person completes the act of fellatio, keeping the resulting semen in his or her mouth, the sucker then stands to be face to face with the suckee; the sucker then puffs their cheeks, mumbles "Christmas Blizzard!" or "Merry Christmas!", then slams their puffed cheeks with their palms, resulting in the semen spraying into the face of the suckee, not unlike a blizzard occurring in or around the Christmas period in the northern hemisphere.

"Santa Claus was highly surprised when Mrs Claus performed a Christmas Blizzard after Santa's post-present delivery blow job."

by CBEnthusiast April 26, 2014

Pussy blizzard

When two woman loaded with cunt confetti scissor

I was going to rock this threesome when two started scissoring the cunt confetti caused a pussy blizzard.

by Mistermilk5 August 25, 2020

Onion Blizzard

When you fart in a jar, seal it and discretely put it in your friends freezer for a surprise opening at a future unknown date.

I gave Evan the Onion Blizzard after he beat me in fantasy football. His sense of smell will be ruined forever.

by User56257 October 19, 2021

cock blizzard

During sexual intercourse, in which at the end, the male ejaculates on a near by ceiling fan, thus creating a blizzard like effect.

Yo Jerry busted a cock blizzard and now all my shit is dirty

by brrr-aymond May 8, 2006

brownie blizzard

When you have an ice cube in your mouth and toss someone's salad.

"I totally gave her a brownie blizzard"

by LCA March 31, 2008

Blizz

Slang for a blunt. If you don't know a blunt a healthy amount of reefer rolled up in a cigar leaf, preferably a Dutchmaster of Backwood

Also the nickaname of my math teacher, Mr. BLizz

Let's go smoke a blizz

Hey Mr. Blizz, how do I take the intergral of this differential equation?

by Mack Smartin April 15, 2004