binghamton

Prettiest countryside in the world in September and June. Home.

Binghamton is the Carousel Capital of the world

by Homesick December 28, 2005

Emery Bingham

A skinny legend and queen, she makes YouTube videos such as amazing song covers, music, skits, etc. She is also a model and an actress.

Person 1: OMG have you heard Emery Bingham’s new song “How Bright”?!

Person 2: Yeah! It’s the best song ever!

by tanis42069 November 5, 2018

binghamton

Small city where i grew up, while boring it's much better than Elmira and the surrounding cities. There are things to do, you just have to lokk around a little bit.

located in southern NY

by Mia March 5, 2005

Binghamton

Possibly the most pathetic town I've ever been to. People often say upstate New York is more like the Midwest than New York City; that statement is downright insulting to the Midwest. Binghamton is an absolute shithole. It's not even nearly as nice and all-American as the Midwest, and no where near as cool and exciting as New York City. Locals are a bunch of fat Southern-wannabe Walmart-shopping rednecks with Confederate flags on their pickups. Binghamton Chamber of Commerce actually BRAGS that Binghamton was once the New York State Ku Klux Klan headquarters. My God. There's fucking one famous person to ever come out of Binghamton, Rod Serling, and they act like Serling is Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior. BIG FUCKING DEAL! You know how many famous people came from New York City area! Like 75% of all celebrities!!! Binghamton is extremely one-dimension geographically. The whole city is Main St, and little side streets off Main St. In neighboring Vestal, everything is on the Vestal Parkway. That's it. By the way the food in Binghamton sucks. Upstate people really have no clue when it comes to food (except for wings though, that is ONE contribution Upstate NY made to society). It's also colder than southern Alaska in the winter. Whoopey.

If Spiedies are so fucking great why has no one ever heard of them? If they were actually good, why no national recognition?

by YO Man June 30, 2004

brigham

1. The result when one is too cheap or pain averse to go through with a full brazilian wax, or full pubic hair removal.

2. Amish-style beard where the upper lip is exposed.

"She freaked out during her waxing session and wound up with a brigham."
"Abe's girlfriend complained that his mustache was too scratchy, but he wanted to keep his beard, so they settled on a brigham."

by Boise Citizen August 6, 2017

Binghamton

a terrible place. 'nuff said. right between syracuse and NYC but doesn't make more then a gas station. Extreme changes in temp. (-12 one day and 50 the next). Home of the infamous 'kick a jew day'. more then half of the kids do some sort of drugs. The high school can somehow get enough money to but 30 brand new mac computers yet there's atleast 10 places throughout the school that have leaking roofs with garbage cans under it. cloudy all year round. one of the worst possible places to live. Nobody wants to come here. Don't even drive through it. it's like a frozen hell. all you can hope for here is that you might be one of the lucky one's that escape.

(somewhere in Pennsylvanis)
news reporter: yet another armed robbery happened in Binghamton this morning

guy 1: dude, didn't you grow up in Binghamton?

guy 2: don't remind me -.-

by stuck_in_a_hell February 27, 2011

Bigamize

When you make the youtube video as big as it can be.

"Its kinda small. Will you bigamize that?"

by SingingStorms June 18, 2012