Bible

The Bible is a collection of religious texts or scriptures sacred to Christians, Jews, Samaritans, Rastafari and others. It appears in the form of an anthology, a compilation of texts of a variety of forms that are all linked by the belief that they are collectively revelations of God.

“I read the bible today .”

by Sonic_rainboom2000 December 24, 2020

The bible

Bullshit

Guy 1: have you read the bible?
Guy 2: no, its complete bullshit

by DislikedBum November 17, 2018

bibling

Having coitus on a pile of Bibles, or using a Bible as a phallus for intercourse.

If bibling goes well for us, then our relationship is right with the Lord.

by CharlotteChikfila August 3, 2012

The Bible

The Bible is the way for happy eternal life. People do not like The Bible because it restricts all the sinful "fun". But people love their sin (all the authors of the definitions above) so they decide to go to Hell.

Christian: "Hey, Jesus loves you, don't do that to yourself. Try reading The Bible, it's a The greatest book you will ever read with all he answers you need"
Atheist: "But I love sinning!"

by Csgo7daysban May 19, 2021

Bible

A book written by man, not God. That covers the life of discipled and how's God's message was delivered and interpreted from each chosen individual. Throughout time and the spreading of the Bible from land to land. Translations and key words were misinterpreted; twisted; and overlooked.

Examples :
reign ; rain
sun; son

evil; live
Evol; love
Devil; lived
Pass; past
Our; hour
here; hear

The devil lived and evol is love as seen in the Bible. Our pass has past. We need to treat our planet and each other better!

by PoP-Rox January 14, 2021

The Bible

A book used in a field of work that relies solely on the text in the book.

The Kama Sutra is the Sex Bible.

by 8_Balled January 27, 2005

bible

some type of plant or something

wow, look at that bible next to the roses!

by macm123 December 1, 2020