Charlie Sheen'
s response to being called Bipolar.
Bi-Winning
may be characterized by the use of the drug "Charlie Sheen," which can make your face melt off.
Bi-Winning can also be:
1. Starring in a not-so-funny television show, where the character is a diluted version of oneself (alcoholism, hedonism, and egotism included).
2. Engaging in debauchery and vandalism in a hotel room, with less than reputable characters, a few rooms from where one'
s kids are sleeping.
3. Denying anything is wrong with oneself even when the general public is disgusted with one'
s behavior, probably because of ego-induced desire for the limelight.
Nicolas Cage:
I just starred in this new movie. I played
Justin Bieber'
s backup singer while combating evil flying toilet seats from outer space. Also, my character is trying but failing to overcome his addiction to awful sitcoms and cheese puffs.
Charlie Sheen:
That'
s some serious Bi-Winning!