claire in a beige cage

A person of color who enjoys being topped by a white person.

oh yeah, she mostly dates white girls. she likes claire in a beige cage.

by SorryWatermelon July 8, 2021

beige on beige

when a really ugly color combines with something equally as ugly to create something fucking beautiful in the worst sense

" That beige on beige carpet may be one of the most beautiful thing i've ever seen while still being a piece of shit i would never buy."

by beigemans August 6, 2017

beige

A person that is irrelevant.

“Is that Jon?”
“Yeah, but he’s so boring and a pain in the ass.”
“Oh you mean beige!”
“Yes indeed.”

by WendyFox January 4, 2019

beige shirt

good ol' beige shirt! Mm, i want me a good ol' beige shirt

beige shirt

by anonymous June 27, 2018

Baby Boomer Beige

The metallic beige color offered as a paint option for most mid-sized sedans favored by seniors like the Toyota Camry and Honda Accord. A synonym of old man tan, granny gold, grandma gold, grandpa gold and geezer gold.

My first car was a 1992 Toyota Camry in Baby Boomer Beige.

by Makubukuru Pro July 24, 2018

Alt-Beige

Militant, yet colonized group of light skinned black men. They are Hotep adjacent. Their full time job is cooning and their part time job is tap dancing. Narcissistic and corny in nature, they still are sensitive and cry at night for no reason at all. Originated from Chicago.

Steven expressed his beige rage after becoming a Trump Supporter by joining the Alt-Beige.

by Waldo89 June 5, 2018

Beige Balls

Swelling and discoloration of testicles that give off the illusion of being beige. A product of neglecting ejaculation via intercourse. Most commonly experienced by patients who go by the name “Dave.”

Person 1: “Yo that boy get no play”
Person 2: “Yeah I know, nigga got beige balls lmao XD”

by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024