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mass beige posting

A form of spam that isn't just bland, it creates a new level beyond such crapness that in fact needs a new name because it's just so god awfully bad. -Rabid_Fox
spammer: I don't want your stupid spammy award. Pooppants.
gus: It's not quality, it has no class, it is just annoying like hell.
derm: We'll call it mass beige posting.
by 403forbidden October 11, 2006
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Code Beige

Noun; The worst possible situation ever possible. incredible boredom. An inescapeable fate worse than death.

A life threatening level of boredom.

Alternate phrasings; Defcon Beige, Situation: beige, Status: Beige, Shit we've gone Beige, we've hit beige
"Code beige, ralph is coming over."

"Dude, you just ran us into code beige. i almost died of boredom."

"Tannoy: WARNING, CODE BEIGE
Captain: At least now it can't get any worse!"

"Game over guys, we're into the beige."
by Mondo Peanut March 19, 2009
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Garden Beige

1. When you get shampoo or soap in your but crack while taking a shower and it dosnt get rinsed out befor the shower is over. over the course of the day it will turn into a sticky slime known as Garden Beige
2. when you go poo and dont whipe good enough and some residue is left behinde and after a couple minits it starts to burn or become irritated and you have to go whipe again. (this is another form of garden beige)
man i didnt rinse off good enough in the shower, now i got bad garden beige, im going to have to stop by the restroom and whipe!
by 815kush August 31, 2010
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Brother Beige

Black men of a light-skinned hue. ie: Will Smith, Tiger Woods or Al B. Sure!
Morris Chestnut, Tyrese Gibson, Tyson (The Model) are NOT part of the Brother Beige movement.
by OnyxQueen December 6, 2009
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tom beige

A term used to describe the gayest of men

The beige part of the term is usually a racial insult towards their paleness and generally grotesque body the tom part of the phrase is taken from the phrase "for every tom ,dick and Harry and is an insult to the person as iteans that they are very average and stereotypical
'You see that guy over their "
"Ugh he's such a tom beige"
by Lonely child 84 April 14, 2019
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New Beige

Colloquialism for the city of New Bedford, MA.
It has/had a large Portuguese immigrant population and the mispronunciation caught on.
I was born in New Beige.
by Stormin' Norm December 18, 2012
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made of beige

Something that is so boring an ordinary, it’s defined by being made of the most boring color.
Her: What did you think of my moms dinner?
Him: it was tasteless and lacked any flavor, it was probably made of beige

Bro: How was ur date last night?
Other bro: Terrible, she had no personality, the chick was made of beige
by Jared C L December 28, 2019
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