William Beagle

When you are in the shower and you feel the need to stick a toothbrush in your anus (bristle end first) and jump around yelling, "I have a tail, I have a tail."

Man says "Hey honey guess what i just did."

Woman " I don't know. What?"

Man "I just did the william beagle."

by Jeffy Dahmer & Nanook April 23, 2007

beagle fucker

Someone who inserts his penis into the rectum of a helpless little beagle dog and fucks it's brains out

Sam J. Miller is such a beagle fucker!

by ramman0759 September 25, 2009

Beagle Ears

floppy, shapeless breasts

That chick should not be wearing a bikini top. She's got a major pair of beagle ears.

by mintypickle May 13, 2005

...and so the universe began.

An exclamation following a flatulence that most likely contained large amounts of gas and particulate matter under heat and pressure.

A casual phrasing to laud one's expulsion of hot, moist and unsanitary bodily gasses.

After releasing a large, loud and wet volume of air from ones bowels, they may say "....and so the universe began."

See also "FudgeHorn!"

by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010

beglat

A word invented by Vincent "Don Vito" Margera which means "be glad."

I'm letting you go beglat I'm gonna get you back later.

by Cody Stuesser April 12, 2007

Beagled

Verb
The act of having your anus licked by a beagle during coitus.

Example: "Last night I got beagled when having sex with the missus!"

by Soothsayer3413 August 1, 2014

begley

cool but in an unobtrusive kind of way

dude that party was so begley, but i had to get home early anyways

by evelyn April 5, 2005