Beethoven Blow Job

the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action

Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro

by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010

Sturf Beeotch

When one plants an idea for Sturfing in a females head. The said female sturfs it and reports back with the facts from the net. A rare breed of woman.

The Dath - Hi Rockii wonder how you copy Wii games.

Rockii: Dath i sturfed that here is the answer.

The Dath: Thanks Sturf Beeotch.

by Sturfing Fan June 9, 2009

Bo Beecham

A stupid adult male over the age of 20 who is usually rich and completely braindead because he only does things his mother approves of. A mommy's boy. Also spelled Beau Beecham.

That guy won't date women his mother doesn't approve of! What a Bo Beecham!

by Big Derek Big Time September 7, 2007

sexy betch

Jon Walker

Sarah- Oh my shit, that Jon Walker is one sexy betch.

Anna- That's a bit redundant, don't you think?

by Spencaaa! Smith September 29, 2008

Betch slap

A betchy, girly slap.
Quoting Kelly from the youtube video "Shoes".

My friend stole my shoes, so I got mad, and betch slapped her.

by Michyy November 5, 2007

Beethoven Lick

When an unsuspecting female gets a face full of tongue. If you can lick from the chin to the top of the forehead, then you have successfully completed the Beethoven lick.

Inspired by our favorite childhood movie about the fun-loving dog known as Beethoven. This St. Bernard will forever be a part of our lives.

Best ways to accomplish such a feet: ask for a kiss on the cheek, tell her to close her eyes because you have a surprise, simply wrap your arms around her arms/body and let her have it. If she gets mad, cries, or punches you then you know that you have done it correctly.

Ronnie, check this out. La'schell isn't looking and I'm about the beethoven lick the shit out of her face.

by Samson Simpson May 4, 2010

white beeches

Snobby rich part of town in Dumont, NJ where all the kids do drugs and drive mommy and daddies BMWs. The houses are the only houses in Dumont you'll find overpriced $500,000.The kids think they're hot shit and the moms all live through their kids. Everyone has either a housekeeper, cleaners, or nanny. Everyone is white except the housekeepers. Also called the Snoburbs of Dumont.

white beeches kid: ''I live in white beeches''
outsider kid: '' of course. That's the rich side of town''

by shitzuh February 2, 2008