Vein Beers

Heroin

Rory: Yeah mate, I’ve been on the nose beers HARD lately. Only on Tuesday’s though...

Xavier: Cool story dude, come back to me when you’ve been on the vein beers. That shit’s the real deal.

Will: Vein beers are the gateway drug. Everyone I know started there then moved on to some of the harder shit, like coffee and vapes.

by willymun April 9, 2021

Eekie beaks

Another way of saying yikes, you have to use it when it feels right. Used when something or somebody does something questionable or another emotion. Used as a verb and noun

Bro that’s so eekie beaks,

by sinusbench January 7, 2022

daddy beers

Drinking beers with another dad untill some young lady calls us daddy.

Daddy beers Laws
1. No Valatie
2. No cocaine
3. No fat chicks

More laws to follow

We are going out for daddy beers… I’m telling you right now I’m only going out for a couple

by Daddy123456689 April 22, 2023

The Sum of All Beers

All-permeating state of post-inebriation terror that can strike even the most battle-hardened of bevvy merchants. Sufferers will typically curl up in an angst-ridden ball with little comprehension of their whereabouts in time or space with only a poorly defined feeling of impending catastrophe for company.

Symptoms are magnified tenfold if the sufferer has a professional commitment to attend to the following day.

Morgan Freeman: "Ben, can you help me stop a catastrophic nuclear war being triggered by a rogue terror cell?"

Ben Affleck: "Sorry Morgan, I hit the lager pretty hard last night and have been struck down by the sum of all beers. You're on your own for this one."

by Mertinsacker January 9, 2014

beefslap

During cunnilingus, the act of being slapped in the face by beef curtains, or flappy labia lips.

"So I was eating this chick out last night and she was so loose that I got beefslapped!"

by lechesucio February 21, 2009

Bad News Beers

When you drink too much beer and make bad decisions.

Guy1: Dude what happened last night?
Guy2: I don't even know, but it was def bad news beers!

by Classy Lady V. 1.0 September 28, 2010

six beers to queer

When someone is on the verge of being homosexual or has homosexual tendencies they may be called six beers to queer. After they consume that much alcohol they are likely to show interest in members of the same sex.

Ryan is six beers to queer. He gets drunk and likes to suck dick.

by James1979 August 18, 2006