chicken-bearding

Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.

Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.

by batmap October 15, 2014

Beautifugly

A girl or guy who is naturally good looking, but because of what they have done to themselves (haicuts, tattoos, piercings, styles, ect) are no longer what what you consider attractive.

Derp 1: "Did you see Derpina today?!? She be looking gooooood!"

Derp 2: "With that Skrillex Hair?!? No way dude. She WAS looking good, now she's just beautifugly."

by EveryNameIsAlreadyTakenYo January 24, 2012

bearding

v. The act of growing a beard.

Ignorant non-bearded co-worker: "Dude, seriously - what the hell is wrong with your face?"

Cool hip bearded employee: "I'm bearding this month and would appreciate it if you went and pissed up a rope!"

by Dan Manata January 14, 2008

Beautifuck

word used as a description to describe something or someone so beautiful, that it makes you want to forcinate!

That picture is simply beautifuck!
OR
Maria..you are so beautifuck!

by Imran Mohammad October 25, 2006

beadie

a zoot , a joint , a splif , a weed-ciggarette

Hey 'Pac, it's yo' boy
Hey man so far I've been listenin to your album
and I ain't heard nuttin you could kick back and smoke a beadie to
You know?


---basically telling tupac shakur "he hasent herd nothing (a song) on his album that you can smoke a spliif too (music is enjoyed more when high up on weed)

by DAS November 23, 2003

beaud

beaud To call someone a loser or ugly

"Don't be such a beaud"

"That girl is a beaud"

by Pauly The Wop December 27, 2007

Beautifucked

Something that is pretty, but more trouble than the beauty is worth.

This snow is Beautifucked!

by cuddlefuck January 13, 2011