Bea is such a beautiful girl, named after the spanish/italian word for a pretty girl (bella)... just kidding. She's dumb and unfunny, probably a bit below 5' (150 for you non-americans) and has an inferiority complex. Therefore, she must resort to speaking to people online in an attempt to drown out her sadness and boredom. She finds another unfunny girl and makes lesbian jokes with her to fill the void in her heart. It is futile.
"Hey bro, I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
"Dawg do you have a mental illness? You mean Bea the Dwarf?"
"Yea, what's wrong with her?"
"She's about as smart as Napoleon from Animal Farm. Not that you'd get it, but it's a book abo-"
*Gets punched in the face*
"Dawg do you have a mental illness? You mean Bea the Dwarf?"
"Yea, what's wrong with her?"
"She's about as smart as Napoleon from Animal Farm. Not that you'd get it, but it's a book abo-"
*Gets punched in the face*
by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024

by beablockedme May 3, 2022

Bea is a talented, smart and pretty at the same time. Bea is something as precious as ruby and if you have Bea you should never let go of her. There are plenty of people who likes Bea, but only one will last. That man is loving her for a long time now. Bea is religious, faithful and extremely loves his family. Bea is also a kind person , a giver and a loving daughter.
by Robot Oppressed Electric Liar May 12, 2022

by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

by Turtle_Shell :D January 2, 2024

by anonymous October 11, 2022
