better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

Better Business Bureau

An abstraction, or a layer of complexity, formulated by businesses, by which to channel the angst of their customers into endless bureaucratic processes with no other purpose than to make the aggrieved customers go away.

Filing a complaint with the better business bureau sure was a waste of time.

by Mario R. Sanchez September 11, 2008

Better you than me

used to say that you are happy because somebody has to do something hard, boring. another way of saying is
rather you than me .(ban hay hon toi roi,ban gioi hon toi roi.)

A: I am going to paint the ouside of the house this weekend.
B: better you than me - that is a big job.

by MichaeltranUSA November 1, 2017

better red than dead

It is a play on words of "better dead than red" so it means that you would rather be a communist then to die as a non-communist.

Man, its better red than dead if it means i wont get my head blown off

by Emmsy724 December 30, 2009

Better than you cunt

A beautiful woman who rejects all men for the least little cause. too young or old, poor, not cool enough, wrong color of hair, ect. unless they are the star quarter back, movie star , music star or millionaire, ect. They are often cheerleaders, appear in beauty pagents ect.

I hate that becky she's a better than you cunt.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 15, 2009

better than pie

Pussy is better than pie. :^D

by urban pervert June 5, 2003

Better differences

Having differences which mutually exceed one another; differences that surpass one another.

When it came to the question of comparing our intelligence, we both had ourbetter differences.

During a political debate, Obama and Romney can be seen to have better differences.

by Lenny Klever October 4, 2011