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Backwards logic

When an individual attempts to rationalize things that absolutely makes no sense whatsoever.
“WHY would you get married KNOWING that you’re STILL going to cheat on her?? Because you think that you can STILL get away with it?
That’s BACKWARDS LOGIC!!!
by theultimatelibra February 6, 2020
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Ass Backwards

Doing things the wrong way. Starting from the wrong end.
by Hatah June 18, 2006
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GAY BACKWARDS SHUFFLE

A.K.A. The (G.B.S.) In slowpitch softball after the pitch is realesed, the pitcher demonstrates an extremely flamboyant backwards moving shuffle with the gayest possible hand movements in hope to anger and distract the batter. It may also be possible to use this manuever to escape a choke hold.
The other team could not even make contact with the ball because Miguel has the perfect Gay Backwards Shuffle
by Sergio D September 30, 2008
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backwards kid

kid spelled backwards is dik....which sounds like dick..
by K_wtf August 7, 2006
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bend over backwards

to exert oneself mightily
If you have to bend over backwards for a place like that it's not worth finding it.
by The Return of Light Joker November 20, 2009
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Blowing Chunks Backwards

when you have gas built up behind your crap and suddenly need to go to the bathroom, and once you sit down u shoot the crap so hard it makes the water splash your ass. anlso known as projectile shitting.
Aw, now my ass is all wet because i was blowing chunks backwards.
by Wolfman (not boy you mofo) January 24, 2009
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backwards patrick

Sitting on the toilet while defecating and vomiting into a nearby sink simultaneously after a hillbillies or mc donalds mcBreakfast a.k.a mc pukefest
Aww man, he did a backwards patrick and made a mess of the bog again, why the fuck does he eat that shit when he knows he'll end up wrecking the jax
by helmutderhaas July 13, 2007
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