Ass barf

A chunky, yet mostly liquid shit which is multi-colored and smells more like vomit than shit.

In the South Park episode where Cartman gets tourettes, Cartman goes on to a TV show and states "Goddamn Jews! Suck my ass barf!!!

by Matt Walker December 30, 2007

Jack Barf

An insult for an ignorant or stupid person; First used in the television series "Zeke and Luther"

Don't look at me you fucking jack barf.

by ninnymuggins69 July 9, 2011

baby barf

barfing a little inside your mouth

when she heard the gross story, she had a baby barf

by Nerd22 April 11, 2009

Butt Barf

a watery, chunky substance that is excreted from the anus in violent bursts

That mexican food gave me a wicked case of butt barf.

by Feason May 10, 2006

Progress Barf

The act of a computer software progress bar (percent complete indicator) that gets stuck at 99% or 100% or even worse wraps back around to 0% and starts all over.

Ted: "Hey Ed, are you ready to go? We're waiting!"

Ed: "Sorry, I went to apply these Adobe and Microsoft software patches and I *thought* they were done but now I am stuck in Progress Barf hell because someone needs to teach those bastards what the definition of 100% complete actually means!!!! This progress bar just keeps wrapping around, not sure why they even bother, it should just show a picture of a dude with a gun to his head going 'click click click'!"

Ted: "I feel your pain Bro. Catch ya later!"

by The Beezle October 13, 2011

Tactical barf

When you drank to much alcohol and decide to puke on purpose so you will feel better tomorrow.

Friend 1: Don’t you have to work tomorrow? You are way to drunk!
Friend 2: Nah, I will just do a tactical barf and i’ll be fine

by Jur1234 September 16, 2020

cock barf

verb. The act of sperm being ejected from the penis as though cock is in the act of barfing.

I can't believe you accidentally cock barfed in that girls ear.

by Dodez January 19, 2008