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Shadow of the Banhammer

An Independant film By Robinawitz Willams II in association with the MNG. The film is a satire of the internet and video games alike.
"Shadow of the Banhammer is early in pre-production."
by DemiLovesEverybody March 7, 2008
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badham

www.sandiegofires.tk, please, this is rather straightforward
by humperdink March 27, 2004
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brian branham

a brave individual with lots of self-confidence and an abundance of talent. So much so that he is above most others but he is humble and down to earth. In fact for the most part he is not aware of his greatness and is as normal as the next guy. To know a Brian Branham is a gift and should be announced to all.
That guys name should be Brian Branham I cant believe his name is.......
by the one wildman February 3, 2010
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basham

verb. to literally 'bash-ham', i.e beat off, whilst writing about it, wang in hand.
"whoa, Rupert, that article you wrote regarding self gratification really was insightful!"

"Yeh it was a fairly vigourous basham session tbh!"
by big_willy_stylz October 30, 2009
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banhammer

Fictional weapon wielded by administrators on a computer game server. Used as slang refering to someone being resricted from joining servers.
"Lol, you just showed him!"
"Yea, nice job weilding your banhammer!"
"^^"
by Banhammer Evan May 7, 2008
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barham shit

the smallest and most complete shit in the world!
my apprentice is so great to work with, little bugger tho! hes a real barham shit.
by richard barham May 13, 2006
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Helena Bonham Carter

Helena Bonham Carter, fondly known as HBC, is probably the most beautiful woman in the world. Her deep brown eyes express emotions that pierce our souls. Her cheekbones are just amazing. Every woman would be envious. Her skin is flawless and creamy. Her nose is plain perfection. And her hair has achieved its own level of epic. The curls perfectly frame her god-like face.

Additionally, HBC has an extremely infectious laugh to go along with her warm and lovely voice. She is an extremely likeable person known to wear Z-coils and clothes from Anthropologie. She likes Starbucks and Goji berries.

Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine! :D

Helena Bonham Carter is an actress who has appeared in many costume dramas at the beginning of her career, including Lady Jane, A Room with a View, Howards End, etc. Wings of the Dove may also fall into this category, but she plays a completely different character with selfish intentions. It is a recommended movie for all and her performance garnered an Oscar nomination, but lost to Helen Hunt who didn't really do anything in her movie...

However, this has not been the extent of her accomplishments, as many like to believe. She has also played a stripper in Dancing Queen, a drug addict in Novocaine, a psycho woman in Sweet Revenge and more famously, a tumor named Marla Singer in Fight Club. She was even Morgan le Fey in the magical world of Merlin, and a psychotic Death Eater in the Harry Potter series.

Recently, she has appeared in all of Tim Burton's movies since the filming of Planet of the Apes, such as a witch in Big Fish, a corpse in Corpse Bride, and Mrs Lovett in Sweeney Todd. Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter formed a relationship during the filming of Planet of the Apes. Suffice to say, even as an ape, she exuded sexiness. Tim Burton ditched the gold-digging Lisa Marie and had some lovely babies with Helena by the names of Billy and Nell. The family will all have epic hair.

Most recently she played Serena in Terminator Salvation. Her face glowed and everyone watched the screen because her beauty was so overwhelming. She is now involved in the 2010 film Alice in Wonderland, directed by Tim. That will be the most visually delicious film in the history of all time.

Overall, Helena's films are amazing in their variety and she brings something new to each character. She is a true actress and makes it an art, not a profession. Lover her always.
HER PLUGHOLES ARE POPPIN
Tim Burton
Helena Bonham Carter
by Bovine! June 11, 2009
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