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Bamboo Bong

A cheap, handmade, bong made of bamboo. Bamboo is easy to find in its a bong form, sugar cane leaves a strange aftertaste. This thing's real name is a menyo (ayento, a mento, a menso, ayenso) Ayento (amento, amenso) is derived from different asian cultures and languages, it would mostly be gibberish if spoken casually, but has the slang meaning of bong. You make the bong by just cutting a piece of bamboo off at the section end and beginning.
1. Tim: KEV, I know you're a bit skeptical, but... I WENT TO CHINA AND GOT A BAMBOO BONG FOR A BUCK
Kevin: HEY TIMMY, I don't care about your bong? I swear, I've never smoked in my life.

2. Kevin has so much cannabis, but he smoked it through a single bamboo bong in one night.
by HEY TIMMY October 29, 2006
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big bamboo

In Jamaica it means large hard penis. Woody. The big bamboo.
Steve bought a "jamaican guitar" that was made out of a large piece of bamboo. "Big bamboo" was painted on it. Steve thought it really was a jamaican musical instrument. It was not. It was the Big Bamboo! Made by the locals and sold to stupid tourists who didn't realize they were really purchasing a big penis! (Hey, mon! You see that stupid tourist spent $20 on the big bamboo!)
by kajoe August 29, 2006
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I R Baboon

A person who chooses to ignore all common sense,using the phrase as a excuse.Drawing inspiration from the popular cartoon character I R Baboon.
Archaic-A stupid person with a red butt.
Guy 1-Weren't the oozing warts a a dead give-away??

Guy 2(itches crotch area)-Aww What the fuck,i banged her anyway...I R Baboon i guess
by Medulla Oblongata June 22, 2008
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bamboozle

1. To confuse, trick, or otherwise stupefy
2. The act committed when two male perpetrators form a coalition in order to surprise a target or group of targets by displaying three of their four collective testicles. After a bamboozling has occurred, it is often both appropriate and necessary for the perpetrators to shout, "Bamboozled!" (See 3.)
3. The exclamation made after a well-executed bamboozling (See 2.)
4. A rock show in New Jersey.
1. The prankster bamboozled his friends.
2. Bob claimed that he didn't look down at Kev and Dan's testicles, but it was clear that he had been bamboozled.
3. BAMBOOZLED!
4. I'm not going to Bamboozle, there are always far too many emokids there.
by DDubbsS December 9, 2008
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A baboonaphile

a male who enjoys sex with obese or ugly female partners
A baboonaphile is often a person who possesses like symptoms found in drunken men; formerly called "beer goggles"
by nathaniel eidson April 19, 2006
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hung like a baboon

mostly British saying, funny version of "hung like a horse".
- Hey needle-dick, come over here
- Needle dick? Hey, I'm hung like a baboon!
by Jeesesskrist January 10, 2011
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baboon

1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.
2.A crappy insult.
1. Kid - Wow, Thats a fat Baboon.
2. Kid - Your a D*ck faced baboon.
by The Koaladude September 11, 2005
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