baloonbin

a word steve o from jackass says when he is speaking to demons high on nitrous in his video. steve o passes the baloonbin to the demon.

Hawa da baloonbin hum da what whoa dude i was just speaking to someone who wasnt there.

by GsKrillaCapKunalCoonTailAKSPRA April 28, 2020

Bloomington Butt Bomb

When you shove three big macs with no lettuce up the ass hole of a morbidly obese transgender midget and procede in anal sex with the burgers being squished inside the anus. 3 hours after sex the person with the burgers and cum in their ass is to excrete all over the nipples of the dimmer.

Dude I had Dingleberry over last night and we did a Bloomington Butt Bomb! It was hot as shit but now I have testicular cancer!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021

bloobinger

He's such a ColourFul toe. He used to be a Bacon Noob but recently turned into a Bloo Dino! He's more epic than epic.

(Pie man)(ColourFul)(Boobsinger).
Don't call me boobsinger you idiot noob.

bloobinger is so epic he's just so amazing and hot and cut and hot.

by bloobinger January 19, 2021

bloomington north high school

A school where teachers don't give a fuck, you can also occasionally find a person doing heroin in the parking lot and not to mention an occasional fight breaks out before 8am

Bloomington north high school has needles in the parking lot.

by The truth professor September 23, 2021

Blooming flower

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.

Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.

by Loudeezy October 29, 2021

Blooming Onion

The act of Oral Sex with The Candy Pop Rocks activated on the shaft of the penis.

Oh man she gave a me a good blooming onion

by lilomelet68 June 28, 2023

Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022