A woman uglier than a two bagger. One bag for her head to stop you seeing her ugly face. A second bag for your head just in case her bag falls off. A third bag containing Viagra so that you can still get it up in case the other bags fall off!
Tracey was such an ugly cow that she was a three bagger. One bag to cover her ugly mug, another to cover mine in case hers fell off and another full of Viagra so that I'd get hard!
by Keepyourhandsoff May 2, 2014
Get the Three bagger mug.A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I did a two miler today”, it’s I did a “two bagger”.
Running is not fun. It is work. And it’s what we do. We put miles in the bag each day, each week. So when you hit a 2 miler, you’re getting a two-bagger. Constantly putting more miles in your bag. Get it done.
Side note: walking can count too. If you and a friend meet up for a 2 mile walk, you got a two-bagger in. 3 miles = 3 bagger.
If you’re bold enough to get 5 miles, that’s a a 5 bagger.
Running is not fun. It is work. And it’s what we do. We put miles in the bag each day, each week. So when you hit a 2 miler, you’re getting a two-bagger. Constantly putting more miles in your bag. Get it done.
Side note: walking can count too. If you and a friend meet up for a 2 mile walk, you got a two-bagger in. 3 miles = 3 bagger.
If you’re bold enough to get 5 miles, that’s a a 5 bagger.
Dave: Hey bro, you wanna grab a quick two bagger after work?
Cheese: Yeah man, I’ll meet you at MLK at 5:02 and let’s do work.
Dave: Word. I wanna get a sweat in before I head home to the boo.
Cheese: Yeah man, I’ll meet you at MLK at 5:02 and let’s do work.
Dave: Word. I wanna get a sweat in before I head home to the boo.
by Dubya The Runner March 12, 2022
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(Merle gets the last bag and takes his time putting it in the trunk)
Peggy:Merle I am sick of having to put up the cart everytime we go to Walmart because you are a last-bagger.
Peggy:Merle I am sick of having to put up the cart everytime we go to Walmart because you are a last-bagger.
by ChimRicholds February 4, 2010
Get the Last-Bagger mug.A Five Bagger describes a chick so intensely grotesque that you need 5 bags just to hit it.
One over her face obviously.
One to cover your own just incase hers falls off.
One over your dogs head so as to not make him sick and disgusted with you.
one by the door just incase somebody walks in
And one to be sick into after the deed is done.
One over her face obviously.
One to cover your own just incase hers falls off.
One over your dogs head so as to not make him sick and disgusted with you.
one by the door just incase somebody walks in
And one to be sick into after the deed is done.
Shit man that bitch last nite had such a bangin' body but i totally had to Five Bag her
Dude watch dya think of that girl by the bar.
Eww dude she's like a five bagger!
Dude watch dya think of that girl by the bar.
Eww dude she's like a five bagger!
by Chilly Elmo May 4, 2009
Get the Five Bagger mug.A flamboyant member of the Tea Party. A derivative of the word teabagger which describes the costumes with teabags that Tea Party members wear. Sometimes it is used as a derrogatory name because it also depicts a unique sexual act in which ones scrotum is dangled over anothers face.
Did you see that bagger in the red leotards, high-heeled bucked shoes and three cornered hat with tea bags hanging from it?
by AlterEgo55 November 2, 2011
Get the bagger mug.by stephanie February 25, 2005
Get the tea bagger mug.A person with an awesome body with a face only a mother could love. Used to describe how one wishes a bag could be placed over the person's head.
by US Beef July 13, 2007
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