When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.
(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)
Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!
Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!
Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.
Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!
Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!
Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.
by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny March 14, 2011
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B) Telling your friend how to BBQ while at his home eating his food.
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A) Backseat grillin' yo!
B) Sorry man, sometimes I can't help myself from backseat grillin' ya when you're leaving that BBQ open so much.
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When you are driving with four people in the car and your friend in the backseat is getting a Blow Job while laughing uncontrollably. Typically the people in the front seat are unaware of what is happening behind them.
Person 1- Dude I heard Gabe got a Backseat chicken choker in your car.
Person 2- Yea i didn't even notice because i was driving.
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Person 2- Yea i didn't even notice because i was driving.
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