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Backseat Amy

Backseat Amy is usually someone named Amy...
She is a blowjob queen. And possibly a crack head. Usually the action takes place in the back of a car. There is two in Sullivan county, new york. Possibly more.. Backseat Amy's when found in the wild are known to use their bj capabilities to obtain higher positions(work wise).
"Hey.. What smells like fish and crack?"
"Oh that's backseat Amy..."
by Handles678 July 11, 2019
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Backseat Jabberwockies

Bizarre actions being done in the backseat of a car, the actions can range anywhere from straight up BOSSHARD (these actions are just barely Backseat Jabberwockies so they could instead be called ultra-instinct bruh moments), to 🅱osshard moments.
Friend 1: Bro this headass I know was doing some Backseat Jabberwockies the other day and literally ended up with his head up his ass

Friend 2: Bruh wtf how

Friend 1: Backseat Jabberwockies bro
by Bruhfelia September 27, 2019
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backseat meat

The act of someone eating or beating someone else's meat in the backseat of a car.
Stoner Dude 1 : Dude I was in an uber with my girl on the way to the weed shop and we got hella bored so I gave her some backseat meat and she took it like a boss until the uber driver made us get out of the car and we had to walk to the smokeshop naked!
Stoner Dude 2 : Dude no fuckin way!!! know take a hit from dis bong
by Pussy Licker 69 420 September 27, 2019
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Backsplain

The act of condescendingly explaining a fact or concept to the specific person who initially taught you that fact or concept.
Todd backsplained how to cook a good omelette to his chef friend who showed him the recipe the previous week.
by Tessbf April 27, 2021
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Backseat Munching

Backseat Munching is the act of instigating // starting shit amongst others in order to cause chaos.

Another instance of Backseat Munching is in videogames. Upon fighting a difficult mob, or boss they are backseat munching your lets-play causing you a headache.
1st Example: "Yo John was backseat munching and telling Chris that I called him fat"

2nd Example: "That mob in Minecraft was backseat munching so hard! Killed me 3 times damn it!"

3rd Example: You're playing jackbox & the spectators are being backseat munchers, they're adding input that doesn't effect the game just to start shit between the players.
by NitroPvPYT March 18, 2022
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colonoscopy backsplash

When you're giving a colonoscopy, and the patient voluntarily or involuntarily releases gas and/or fluid, resulting in a "backsplash."
Guy 1: How was work? Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.
by thewordlady January 24, 2017
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Doggy backbreaker

Don't act like you've never done wrestling moves to the family pet.
The doggy back breaker is a wrestling move achieved by putting a dog in the torture rack with the intention of breaking his back. A similar wrestler move is used by Brock Lesnar. Similar to kitty back breaker though it is not recommended
My pug was eyeballing me while I was eating pizza so i put him in the doggy backbreaker to teach him some manners
by Luhkoi March 7, 2019
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