bleacher blister

An ass sore you get from luxury seating at your local high school football field or public ball park field, usually caused by long term sitting on metal or aluminum type seating.

Jimmy: Jesus Christ Mark, I've been sitting here for over 4 hours and this fucking game is still not over!

Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!

by Junior Samples the Sixth December 16, 2014

BleachDrinker

A follower of President Donald Trump and his policies, often used as a derogatory term.

Bleachdrinker: "Donald Trump is the most intelligent, most beautiful, most perfect president ever."

Other person: "Ok, Bleachdrinker."

by Rad Hombre April 27, 2020

Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.

Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.

by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011

Beached Whale

A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.

Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.

Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?

Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.

by tehsheriff May 25, 2009

beached whale

a female, whose body closely resembles that of a beached sperm whale.

i can't believe you slept with that beached whale. i.e. Leah

by luke detty May 13, 2005

boot hole in a beached whale carcass

An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.

That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.

by Big Richard May 31, 2005

bleacher blonde

One of those girls who goes to high school baseball/football/soccer games etc who typically..
-does not watch the game at all
-talks in high pictch "oh my god guess what?!" voice, laughs loudly and annoys others in the stands
-travels in a pack of others similar to her
-has bleached blonde hair
-has fake tan
-wears short shorts and low cut shirts
-wears large sunglasses
(A bleacher blonde does not necessarily have to be a blonde.)

"Omg kerstie did you see that hott guy in the stands over there?!" "oh em gee! No! Where?!" (someone from stands watching the game)- "those bleacher blondes arent even watching the game. I hope she gets hit with a foul ball!"

by sarahfara53 July 27, 2009