The lord of the universe, lover of John Pullen, married to a fat dog and eats children on the daily for his local supply of nutrients
by OfficialBibslam September 06, 2020
The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.
Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?
Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba
Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba
by Dr. Doug Dougson December 19, 2023
by Stimulatedeath January 19, 2017
To be in a relationship, to be treated like a baby by your significant other, or to be domesticated. Can also be used to describe one’s feelings towards an attractive person, that is one wants to be bibbed.
by Nolf April 03, 2024
To be in a relationship, to be treated as a baby by a significant other, or to be domesticated. Can be used to describe one’s attraction to another individual.
by Nolf April 03, 2024
When a person wears a face mask or face covering covering below their nose and mouth, rendering them positively useless. Plague Bibs are generally seen on people who are skirt a mask regulation, but also worn for those who want to have their mask handy to pull up when someone approaches. Synonym: "chin diaper" which was coined on"South Park" Season 24, Ep 1 "The Pandemic Special
"Both the cashier and the guy behind me in the checkout both were wearing plague bibs. I am so going to die."
"That lady, Karen, she raised a fuss about wearing a mask and stomped out. She came back in with one on, but plague bib style.
"I"m just going to wear my mask like a plague bib when I go to the park, if anyone comes nearby, I can just pull it up. "
"That lady, Karen, she raised a fuss about wearing a mask and stomped out. She came back in with one on, but plague bib style.
"I"m just going to wear my mask like a plague bib when I go to the park, if anyone comes nearby, I can just pull it up. "
by dottie hinkle December 26, 2020
When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.
by SplangFan September 30, 2018