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Beagle

Hey I had a tough breakup with my last bf, you should get a beagle
by Gay beagle September 19, 2020
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Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer
That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun
by Hot Dog Goblin November 29, 2021
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The Beaten Beagle

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!

James: *Vomits while fapping*
by Coondawgs December 17, 2017
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Beagle

When a person titghtens their rectum or sphincter muscle. Best used for anal pleasure
Honey you need to work on your beagle before bed tonight.
by Jman4794 December 2, 2022
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Flock of beagles

And unusually large pack of small dogs, specifically beagles. Sometimes also called a beagle harem, these packs average in size around 42 members and are known to appear randomly in small and/or secluded locations.
*yap yap yap*
A: Damn bro, flock of beagles your neighbors or what?
B: Nah that's just the holding pen for the asian place on the corner...
by RelativeDynamic September 7, 2012
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