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Door Bastard

An individual that is unaware that they are the cause of an automatic door to open. Often harmless unless the outside temperature is frigid and the opening of the door leads to unwanted bursts of cold air.
It was fricking cold outside & that door bastard kept tripping the automatic sensor so we nearly froze our a$$e$ off in the lobby.
by That old guy January 30, 2009
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smug bastard

Mark Pettit is a smug bastard.
by ______.. February 18, 2017
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pussy bastard

An adjective, zayn malik uses for the mfs who dare to fuck with him. A side effect : It makes people horny when zayn says it.
"who the fuck said anything to you, you pussy bastard!"
by zaynsquishybabie June 7, 2021
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incestuous bastard

The result of incest.
Mum went out to the barn with Uncle Fred and nine months later, out popped brother Leslie, the incestuous bastard.
by bummed out October 29, 2009
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rich bastard

Someone who is obscenely wealthy compared to the average working or middle class person and spends their money on likewise obscenely expensive products that have little to no real practicality but that are rather designed for the sole purpose of showing how much money the person has that they can afford such a thing.
Kevin: "Hey, check it out. I just bought the new Macbook Air. It'll make a sweet 2nd laptop. Oh, hold on, someone's calling me on my iphone."
Olivia: "Shut the eff up, rich bastard."
by Jay007 March 25, 2008
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Bastard

A term used to describe someone who disregards other people in pursuit of their own self-interest. Usually includes the acts or act of lying, spreading mis-information, covering one's own ass at the expense of others, or employing other forms of bullshitting.
"The day I broke up with my girlfriend, my roomate told her she would have been better off with him instead of me. He's such a bastard.
by Truthtellerunc April 18, 2010
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bashira

the most amazing and beautiful person in the world they are loyal and strong she is one of those people that back up and fight for there loved one
bashira back me up
by chrisbrown1013 November 24, 2018
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