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-- a {man's} courage
It takes balls to actually use your real name on UD, like I do. But it gives your definitions more authentification, you pansies. If ya really want your word to count, you can’t be afraid to let the world know that you were the one who said it.
balls by Victor Van Styn January 7, 2007
According to my car's trip meter, I have thus far tripped 184.9 balls.
balls by Troublemaker666 December 13, 2010
a.k.a- sports equipment, male genetals, testes, testicles, bing bangs, family jewels, yippy dippies, flap jacks, noodle poodles, nuts, bouncey balls,
thing-a-magiggys, balls of steel, meatloaf, hoggys and grinders, navy beans navy beans navy beans, sloppy joes, slop, sloppy joes yaa, gooch, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
-dont put your balls on the stove
-it hurts when you put your balls in a sharks mouth
-i hate balls that aren't round
-dont forget your salad! says balls
-im made of meatballs and gravey, i am spaghetti
-ball your mom
balls by Christian Ridley June 25, 2007
1) expressing great displeasure because if you had balls in your face, that would be bad...

2) as a transitive verb or one in the passive voice: having something bad happen to you or having been taken advantage of
The dude who sold me this car totally ballzed me.

Yo that ricer has a wing bolted to the roof of his car! What the balls?

Yo I almost got ballzacked by a bus at that redlight!

I totally ballzed that dude on ebay by charging him 30$ to ship my balls broken Xbox. What a doosh!
balls by waterclown November 4, 2007
A reference to something that is very good or amazing.
Hey man, that song was balls. or Wow, that move was totally balls man!
balls by lyricalbastard January 7, 2007
1. n-the soft parts of a man where sperm is produced
2. n-the soft parts of ourselves, that make us vulnerable or insecure
1. Don't kick someone in the balls, it's not nice.
2. Smaug tried desperately to conceal his balls--the soft spot on his left breast unprotected by his scales.
2, alt. To keep anyone from noticing that his knowledge set was full of balls, Mike was always blustering and boasting.
balls by bodhibound November 23, 2007