Bald Jimmy

A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
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Bald Teacher

A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.
Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”
by sra. cara de rata February 06, 2020
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Travis (Bald)

He is a child beyond repair, he has been damaged through his life of bad choices and decisions. He believes himself to be brilliant but the truth is that he is scared of being alone, he has no intelligent features and in other words, he has no purpose on this earth and should be removed.
by De Captain March 25, 2019
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bald eagle

Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.
That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.

My car is two bald eagles long.
by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022
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bald almond

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.
“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”
by hopey777 July 17, 2020
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bald strawberry

A red headed person (Ginger) with no pubic hair.
I got this burly Ginger home last night, but it turns out he was a bald strawberry.
by buffalohides January 02, 2014
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bald douchia

total asshole...bald guy with no regard to people or society..completely useless waste of fucking space...
hey dennis why dont you shut your big fat fucking cake hole...you bald douchia
by polarbearmike November 02, 2010
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