A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.
Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”
by sra. cara de rata February 06, 2020
He is a child beyond repair, he has been damaged through his life of bad choices and decisions. He believes himself to be brilliant but the truth is that he is scared of being alone, he has no intelligent features and in other words, he has no purpose on this earth and should be removed.
by De Captain March 25, 2019
Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.
by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022
“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”
by hopey777 July 17, 2020
by buffalohides January 02, 2014
total asshole...bald guy with no regard to people or society..completely useless waste of fucking space...
by polarbearmike November 02, 2010