Reverse Balding

When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.

Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."

by RJKN April 18, 2015

Bald Bull

The act of shaving all your hair off and charging into people at high speeds.

"That guy slammed into me and broke my ribcage, He's a Bald Bull!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

bald almond

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.

“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”

by hopey777 July 17, 2020

Bald Jimmy

A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.

Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

bald strawberry

A red headed person (Ginger) with no pubic hair.

I got this burly Ginger home last night, but it turns out he was a bald strawberry.

by buffalohides January 2, 2014

Travis (Bald)

He is a child beyond repair, he has been damaged through his life of bad choices and decisions. He believes himself to be brilliant but the truth is that he is scared of being alone, he has no intelligent features and in other words, he has no purpose on this earth and should be removed.

Travis (Bald) likes apples

by De Captain March 25, 2019

Bald in the mouth

One who has no teeth

That bitch be bald in the mouth. I seen B-Mo has a bald ass mouth after that fight.

by Crankdat August 13, 2019