aussie haka

The act of slapping ones pockets in an attempt to find ones keys and wallet.

Bro, I can't find my keys, do you know where they are?
Mate, you don't the Aussie haka? they might be in ya pockets.

by lostnz88 December 19, 2018

aussing

Aussing is defined as when kissing occurs between two people living in Australia. They do not necessarily have to have been born in Australia, or even permanently reside there, but it requires that they are currently on land, in airspace, or in oceans/sea that fall under the jurisdiction of Australia.

Jacinta and Phvtephven sitting in a tree
AUSSING
First comes love, then comes marriage,
Then comes a kangaroo in the baby carriage!

by Al Gore-Rhythm March 15, 2019

aussie disney

A way more skitz version of Disney Movies, found on youtube, and greatly entertaining. Always translated to Aussie slang, so that it is more enjoyable.

"I'm gonna eat ALL ya fuckin crocodiles" - aussie disney

by @Mr_Tru_Blue April 28, 2019

axission

axising (to centralize)

noun

another variant term for centralization.

axission defines the primary attribute of the economic, political and social structure of a socialist society.

by Baron Neville May 29, 2019

Aussie taco

An Australian delicacy, consisting of a single folded slice of plain white bread, filled with a sausage (snag) and topped with a choice of onions, cheese, tomato sauce or mustard. Often consumed in the car park of a hardware shop.

Not to be confused with the Australia Taco.

“Mate, wanna grab a feed for brekky?”
“Nah, already had a coupla Aussie tacos down at Bunnings while I was getting a new dunny for the outhouse”

by Jamarley July 18, 2019

Aussie Surprise

When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.

The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....

by Bushkunty April 15, 2020

Aussie pimple buster

Getting your dick put by a few dozen spiders until dick is swollen and full of pus then fucking the tightest bootyhole so that all the bites burst puss in the victims tight little asshole

He gave me the the Aussie pimple buster when I bent down to get a pen

by Big Poopah September 15, 2021