assmen

1. A guy who has the potential to be decent guy, but instead wastes his life on becoming an asshole.

2. A guy who finds enjoyment is playing with a girl's feelings.

Pif and Alex are assmen. Why? because cheri said so.

We hate them assmen, its bad for the cake! -Martha Stewart

by xlosergrrlx June 5, 2003

AssMaster

Someone with high ASSpirations

AKA: AssBait;AssMonster;AssPirate;AssBurgler

Chris is such an AssMaster.

by Who Else? February 22, 2004

assmehonker

one who pinches ones azz while fucking

shawn ur such an assmehonker!

by brittany and ashley March 5, 2004

Assmacgyver

An Escape Artist For Ass Ramming Situations

Jill managed to get teabagged but managed to escape
shes an assmacgyver

by The Sexy Stud November 3, 2007

assmaster

bein about a big greasy bootie. smackin, flippin and rubbin it down. a master of that ass.

assmaster_I smacked that big greasy bootie down with a spattula. im the ass master. im the assmaster

it keeps telling me im not using assmaster in my example. here's my assmaster sentence dang

by chambrey March 1, 2008

assmerized

To be completely in awe of a rear end. Can be positive (shapely female booty) to negative (enormous obese caboose).

Yo, man, check out that girl's jeans. I am totally assmerized.

by adzling21 August 18, 2010

Assmask

When an individual's entire head is up their own ass, instead of just the top, which is commonly referred to as asshat.

Billy's math teacher was being an assmask, unlike his gym teacher, who was just an asshat

by Ralph Dingus July 24, 2011