Asscraptic

When something phenomenally sucks, it is considered to be Asscraptic.

John - Did you see the series finale of Lost last night?

Gabe - Yeah, it was pretty Asscraptic! J.J. Abrams should have flown the Enterprise in to pick everyone up at the end, would have at least been entertaining.

by GWake May 24, 2010

assbrow

A line of hair just above the anus, showing various types of emotions from the ass hole

"Hey man, your ass hole looks sad"
"How can you tell?"
"Your assbrow is frowning :("

by Gerald the steralised possum October 17, 2011

Assdraft

The waft of air that is felt upon sitting down when pants, skirts, shorts, or other ill-fitting clothing is not properly suspended, tightened, or belted.

Dude, I forgot to wear my belt today and got a huge assdraft when I popped a squat to have a smoke!

by NicBBarclayMpls June 3, 2013

aspirtain

This is the combination of the words "aspire' and "obtain". Directing one's hopes or ambitions toward getting, acquiring, or securing an objective. This would be a present infinitive form of the verb aspire. This word can be interchanged with the phrase " I aspire to obtain ... "

I aspirtain a corn dog at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk.

by This is Steven December 12, 2013

Ashirmation

Undeserved affirmation that has been demanded by a needy person - normally some kind of celebrity

Ash: Hey, everyone, I acted like an ordinary decent human being
Rose: oh, good
Ash: HEY, EVERYONE, I ACTED LIKE AN ORDINARY DECENT HUMAN BEING
Rose: What do you need, a medal, or just a bit of ashirmation?

by ninjar November 4, 2014

asscrack sniffler

Somebody who prefers the smell of asscracks over all other smells.

That guy over there looks like a damn asscrack sniffler.

by Dr.Didget January 3, 2018

asscricket

When someone doesn't have to say a thing but they are immediately an ass

" See that new girl over there?" " What about her?" " She's a fucking asscricket dude."

by ewmikayla May 9, 2018