Are you asking me out?

Something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person.

This should be said in a voice loud enough to be heard by others, in order to get the full effect.

Very similar to the famous Billy Madison line "No, I won't make out with you!"

Guy: Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?
Girl: Are you asking me out?

by K_Lizzle December 1, 2006

aksing

ebonics: preposition of the verb 'ask' in the ebonic tongue; to ask a question, to inquire after or about.

"Winetka!! Didn't you hear my baby's daddy when he was aksing about my welfare check?"

by screwdriver1488 February 22, 2009

Ashing

The act of removing the ash left over from smoked marijuana from a smoking device

"Hey man, are you finished ashing that bowl? I wanna load another!"

by SigurJ July 16, 2009

assinfront

assinfrontFat guys get a second ass under their belt but in the front

she went on a blind date but when she got there the guy had assinfront and she was horrified

by thejogy December 9, 2008

Bullshit Assignment

When you have to do an assignment that would usually take 4 weeks in under 5 days

'I saw claire in the classroom and i already knew it would be a bullshit assignment'

by Killelite483 November 8, 2019

assignation

A secret meeting usually occurring between lovers.

As he prepared for the coming assignation with his sister-in-law his naked hairless chest began to throb and his face erupted into a cold sweat.

by witit November 22, 2013

Assange

(v.): To prosecute somebody for one offence because you can't or won't prosecute them for what you actually want them convicted of; to charge somebody you believe has comitted a crime with the wrong offence.

Named in honour of Julian Assange, the first prominent case of Assanging.

Lawyer: "My client has been Assanged."

Press: "Police claim littering should be charged as more serious vandalism-type offences because it 'damages the street' but campaign groups say that is 'blatant Assanging'."

Defendant: "I did these things, your honour, I've not been framed - I've been Assanged!"

Judge: "In throwing out this case I must wonder why the prosecution believed they could Assange this man."

by TheScottishMafia December 9, 2010