assmonkey

A gigantic monkey with one asscrack running down its face.

canadianslook like sideways assmonkeys.Also, Eric

by NickTheBitch December 10, 2004

assmongrel

a big fuckin queer who loves to give it in the ass

look at that assmongrel...

by Dont Give a Fuck August 3, 2003

assdoodle

1.) A person who says random things that dont make sense to anyone but them.

2.)Original coined by a young boy for a brooklyn construction company's secretary: Tania Baladi.

What are you talking about. That makes no sense, YOU ASSDOODLE!

by Mark Garcia April 6, 2006

assmonkey

Legendary computer gamer with no homosexual tendencies whatsoever. Assmonkey is said to be invincible and is feared like no other in the computer gaming world.

Oh hell, Assmonkey is playing! Lets go play battlefield instead.

by Bob~N~Donnie December 13, 2008

assmonger

Another term describing assholes.

Dragan from HN is a total assmonger.

by Bob November 24, 2003

assmonkey

A man who either appears to be gay, or is pissing you off so much you think he is homosexual in nature.

Step off my koolaid you assmonkey, this is my bitch.

by Mattmangold469 March 3, 2004

assdoodle

a person that says random $#!+ that nobody understands. most commonly seen with fellow assdoodles, and they usually have the most assdoodley conversations.

Hannah is such an assdoodle, but the queen of all assdoodles is her best friend Lisa, who even confused herself once time.

by Bradleyyyy February 23, 2008