An AsphaltChicken is the most dangerous enemy to encounter in most games.
Since HL1DM, cs 0.1beta and TFC...every gamer around the world is beware of that of tha special player...
Since HL1DM, cs 0.1beta and TFC...every gamer around the world is beware of that of tha special player...
noob: "hey..the chicken is cheating..nobody can be that good, quick and impossible to overrule!"
AsphaltChicken:" hey noob..the only cheat i´ve got running is the weed in my blood..so call me a bio-cheater..anything else will get u hunt down for good!"
AsphaltChicken:" hey noob..the only cheat i´ve got running is the weed in my blood..so call me a bio-cheater..anything else will get u hunt down for good!"
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She is worldly, wise, incredibly intelligent and one of the toughest beings in existence.
She is worldly, wise, incredibly intelligent and one of the toughest beings in existence.
"Hey have you seen Ashallyn around today?"
"Yeah she was holding a body builder up for being a dick."
"Yeah she was holding a body builder up for being a dick."
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Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!
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