Ass Arson

when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson.

Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house was burnt down.

by assarsoncreator February 15, 2024

arson

a daily pastime of mine :)

Her boyfriend cheated on her, so she committed arson on his house and got arrested.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

Arson aka iloveyoutohma

BYEEE SHES LIKE SO COOL AND SO FUNNY LIKE-

Person 1: do you knowww umm arson aka iloveyoutohma ;-;
Person2: SIS YAS??

by RjTheYas June 9, 2021

arson

something i am planning to do in a week

“hey, should i commit arson?”
“yes shawty idc”
“ok”

by s1kayu February 20, 2021

arson

arson is a mysterious, complicated but wholesome person that deserves the world.

they are also very pretty and they like emo things like my chemical romance t-shirts.
everyone should have an arson on their shelf, or as a best friend if you want.

"oh yes he's arson, my best friend" "you're very lucky"
"they're an arson" "oh so they're pretty!"

by haru :P November 21, 2021

Arson

The act of illegally setting a building on fire.

Its lit tho. Fire.

News reporter: Today a restaurant was set on fire.
Someone in the back: ITS CALLED ARSON YOU DUMB FUCK.

by GayFrogFuckerShit November 19, 2023

sky arson

The act of lighting fireworks. It burns the sky, thus causing arson.

On New Year's Day, Paul and I did some sky arson at the park.

by Natcyka June 20, 2020