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Mexican Apple Sauce

When a guy jizzes in a cup, waits for 4 days until he finally eats it. When this happens you will throw up almost instantly and could possibly get RJD (Ron Jeremy Disease). This is a condition when your dick constantly grows Smegma and no one wants that. Another side effect includes increase in pube growth and possibly shrinking your dick.
Eww did u see him eat that Mexican Apple sauce
by Ray Allen for Three January 23, 2014
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appsauce

A bunch of dumbass applications put together to make appsauce (applesauce)
Can i have a drink of that appsauce
by Kingfunneh February 11, 2010
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Appleause

ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)

Variation of "applause".

The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.

This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:

1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release
There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.

Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.
by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011
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Gapplesauce

A primary dish only served at Gapplebee’s where the bald eagles soar high and free.
Man did you see him take that guy to dinner? Served him some of that Gapplesauce!
by Ls4lyfebrah November 30, 2018
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Applesauced

When a person pisses and throws up on their partner leaving a slight resemblance of applesauce on their chest
Guy 1: So what happened last night?
Guy 2: I totally applesauced my girlfriend
Guy 1: Dude that's AWESOME!
by Johnny Applesauceseed May 6, 2011
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criss-cross-apple-sauce

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"
Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.
by Susan Focker September 15, 2007
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applesaucy

I'm applesaucy.
by beary oh yeahhh April 4, 2010
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