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android

a phone for broke asses and fucking losers
Example 1:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “What a fucking loser…”

Example 2:
P1: “I have an Android!”

P2: “Broke ass.”
by ihateandroidusers April 2, 2024
mugGet the androidmug.

android

the defnition of shit
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Android energy

When a woman gives you wierd energy and have a wierd way of talking

Associated:

Hairy fanny
Stinking fanny
Dry lips
«Yo, see that chick over there? I met her once and she gave me heave Android energy».
by EliasXi November 10, 2022
mugGet the Android energymug.

android phone

a paperweight that belongs in the 2013 mac pro; so horrible and slow its comparable to rotting natural matter and animal waste, its truely pieces of sh
android phones belong in the 🗑️
by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024
mugGet the android phonemug.

android-life

when you respond in a slow way and seem a very slow person to be around, you dont have to best eye-sight around but you can still see quite clearly. Your kind of annoying and some people love you and some absolutely hate you (IOS-life)
'wow he has a android-life'
by Nancy Tim August 28, 2019
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