Hot Anchor

1. A condition that occurs when one's pants or underwear sticks to their butt cheeks.

2. A spot where the clothing is stuck or "anchored" to your butt.

Note: Hot anchors usually happen in hot, humid climates and frequently occur when one sits on leather of vinyl furniture for a long time.

The cure for a hot anchor is called the pick and flap maneuver. To execute the pick and flap maneuver, grasp your pants and underwear between your thiumb and forefinger near the hot anchor, pick (pull) the garments away from your butt cheek and gently flap the material so that it doesn't re-attach itself.

Man, we were sitting in the restaurant booth for so long, when I got up I had a serious hot anchor.

by Jim R. April 27, 2005

rusty anchor

Having anal sex and afterwards recieving oral sex.

After the awesome butt sex, she gave me a rusty anchor

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Skank Anchor

An award bestowed on an individual, voted on by convention, to be worn for a specific period of time for committing a most heinous act (usuallly sexual in nature) with a most heinous partner.

The skank anchor was bestowed upon "individual" for committing the act of " specific act here" With "specified partner here"

by Poomba December 12, 2006

anchor blue

One of the greatest clothes stores in the world. Provides many different styles so you don't end up being a poser.
See:(Acronym)Hot Topic

I just got some extra baggy at Anchor Blue.

by Rob D. August 28, 2003

Anchormanize

To relate one's current conversation to a line or phrase in the movie Anchorman.

Josh: Wow, Nielsen ratings for these TV shows aren't so good these days.
Jason: Yeah, ratings are down. Plus they dont' have factor in people who record it on TiVo...
...And they don't factor in people with two television sets...and and things of that..nature.
QUIT HIDING BEHIND THOSE PHONEY NUMBERS, BURGUNDY!
Josh: Way to take what I said and Anchormanize it.

by saintcrock June 27, 2008

brown anchor

poop, shit, crap, deuce, feces, finkle matter,

"This taco bell is getting ready to come out. Where's your bathroom I gotta drop the brown anchor."

by Paul Binder June 16, 2008

anchor

To wait. Anchoring - waiting.

"Guy, I need to go get some coin from the atm. You comming?"
"Na-na dude, I'll just anchor here till you get back bro."

by DaleT September 8, 2007