this is a severe case of amnesia
it only occurs when someone cares to forget a minigolf experience. is a serious condition. anyone with this condition should be treated with extreme caution (and love in some cases)
it only occurs when someone cares to forget a minigolf experience. is a serious condition. anyone with this condition should be treated with extreme caution (and love in some cases)
Person 1: Dude you totally sucked at playing minigolf last nigiht
Person 2: whatt? we played minigolf last night?
Person 1: shit! he must have minigolf amnesia!
Person 2: whatt? we played minigolf last night?
Person 1: shit! he must have minigolf amnesia!
by largepimpin August 25, 2009
Get the minigolf amnesiamug. Can happen to anybody with a white friend/lover/associate/rival/enemy. A common condition among Caucasians where you'll bring up a time (be it out of fun or seriousness) where they clearly did you bogus, said some fighting words to you, or just did something to offend and/or disrespect you personally. Upon the instance of you bringing it up to their attention at a later date, they'll deny it with the cluelessness of a toddler and will display genuine shock that they would do such a thing. If you keep pursuing the subject, they will then come to the conclusion that it was your fault that it happened.
Guy 1: "Man, remember that time when you went off on that waitress and called her a big-lipped monkey-fuck because she brought your meal last?"
Guy 2:"What? No way, when did this happen?!"
Guy 1: "My guy, it was last year. We all got our food and you had ordered some extra shit and when she said that yours still had time, you got mad and called her a monkey-fuck under your breath. We all heard you and she even looked at you too."
Guy 2: "WHAT?! No bro, I would NEVER say that! That's not funny, man. Even if I ever did, it was because she was being an asshole about it!"
Guy 1: "Nah man, she was polite and we could tell she was nervous too. You definitely did her bogus for that one."
Guy 2: "That's crazy...nah, I don't believe it. I always respect bitches, man!"
Guy 3: "Hahahahaha, Blake is doing that White Amnesia shit again!"
Guy 2: "WHAT?! Bro, I swear, I do NOT remember that shit even happening! You guys are making shit up!"
Guy 1: "Bruh, chill. We're just havin' fun! We don't care that you cussed her out, it's just funny how it happened."
Guy 3: "Yeah man, don't be butthurt lol"
Guy 2: "...I still don't know what you guys are talking about but whatever..."
Guy 2:"What? No way, when did this happen?!"
Guy 1: "My guy, it was last year. We all got our food and you had ordered some extra shit and when she said that yours still had time, you got mad and called her a monkey-fuck under your breath. We all heard you and she even looked at you too."
Guy 2: "WHAT?! No bro, I would NEVER say that! That's not funny, man. Even if I ever did, it was because she was being an asshole about it!"
Guy 1: "Nah man, she was polite and we could tell she was nervous too. You definitely did her bogus for that one."
Guy 2: "That's crazy...nah, I don't believe it. I always respect bitches, man!"
Guy 3: "Hahahahaha, Blake is doing that White Amnesia shit again!"
Guy 2: "WHAT?! Bro, I swear, I do NOT remember that shit even happening! You guys are making shit up!"
Guy 1: "Bruh, chill. We're just havin' fun! We don't care that you cussed her out, it's just funny how it happened."
Guy 3: "Yeah man, don't be butthurt lol"
Guy 2: "...I still don't know what you guys are talking about but whatever..."
by RealNameNoGimmicks August 23, 2021
Get the White Amnesiamug. The phenomenon where a muslim will say "Bismillah" before eating and then a few seconds later will forget they even said it and question themselves if they saif "Bismillah". The muslim will then say "Bismillah Fi Awwalihi Wa Akhirih". Then the process will repeat until they are sure they said "Bismillah" in some form.
-Bismillah
-Bismillah
-Wait, did i say Bismillah before eating?
-Yes, you did.
-Ok, thanks. I got a real problem with muslim amnesia.
-Bismillah
-Wait, did i say Bismillah before eating?
-Yes, you did.
-Ok, thanks. I got a real problem with muslim amnesia.
by BosnianBonito June 5, 2023
Get the Muslim Amnesiamug. A common phenomena (AKA The Frothies) experienced by surfers who have caught an epic wave, after which, they struggle to recall any events or specific details from that wave, such as maneuvers or sections. Related symptoms to Wave Amnesia include being stoked and having an intense sense of euphoria.
Surfer Guy 1: Dude, just had the sickest wave yo.
Surfer Guy 2: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Surfer Guy 1: Fuck, I don't even know man. I got Wave Amnesia.
Surfer Guy 2: Yo, haha.
Surfer Guy 2: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Surfer Guy 1: Fuck, I don't even know man. I got Wave Amnesia.
Surfer Guy 2: Yo, haha.
by Frothy1995 March 28, 2017
Get the Wave Amnesiamug. by rutgers69123 February 22, 2011
Get the Fart Amnesiamug. Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.
I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the selective amnesiamug. when you go on vacation and have a miserable time, (a big family fight for instance), and about a week after it you can't remember the fight or anything bad that happened and start planning the next family outing talking about how fucking epic it will be to get all 6 brothers under one roof!!!
1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!
Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!
1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!
Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!
vacation amnesia
1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!
Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!
1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!
Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!
by JackD2633 April 21, 2013
Get the vacation amnesiamug.